Keep Food Separated (Come Out And Play)

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A parody of a song by The Offspring.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 03/23/2016  Released: 03/23/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Go to Baskin Robbins
For a little ice cream
The soda jerk is scoopin’ so many flavors
I don’t want Mint Chip touching my Praline

My friends seem to love it when their food is a mess
But when I see things touching, it’s giving me stress
And different textures I hate when they mix
Please don’t mash it up, mash it up, mash it up, mash it up

Hey is that a carrot in my peas
Get it out
You gotta keep food separated
Hey, is that a berry on my meat?
Get it out
You gotta keep food separated
Hey, don’t let the flavors collide
If you serve me a salad put the dressing on the side
Hey, and bring a separate plate!

A parody of The Offspring, "Come Out and Play"

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  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    This is right up mu alley. Great work Jerry.
    3023 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    I can almost smell that lutefisk and lefse casserole from here KJ! Uff- da.
    3025 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    the jello casserole for the Lutherans must be the equivalent of the faux cheese soup made from nutritional yeast at vegetarian potlucks.
    3025 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I've never actually made jello salad casserole but you do see them often in the bowels of Lutheran church basements on potluck day. I tend to stay clear of all casseroles.
    3025 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    All casseroles should be banned for life.
    3025 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I just threw up a little in my mouth.
    3026 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Fantastic! I especially love the "Get It Out" lines. Anita-I do know what a casserole is, In fact, I tend to bring the jello salad casserole to Lutheran potlucks.
    3026 days ago.
  • Jennifer Sanborn In Winona, MN
    I'm with judofuse. Absurdity rules.
    3026 days ago.
  • Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
    Awesome all around!
    3027 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I absolutely think it makes it funnier in this case, cause it's a ridiculous song as it is, and it adds another level.
    3027 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Yeah, bummer that this song isn't as popular as I'd assumed when I wrote the lyrics. I had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for a track
    3027 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Tremendous! That 8-bit sounding midi backing track is cracking me up too - it makes it even better.
    3027 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    fantastic idea, very well-written, hilarious. hat trick.
    3027 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    So going out on a limb here but guessing Tone's not a casserole (that's a hotdish KJ) guy.
    3027 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Another one better than the original!
    3027 days ago.

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