Lyrics

I mean... they did ask for it. I'm guessing this is one of many, so I went acoustic to try to change it up.

Some people call me a bad closer
Those people I grab around their throat
Some people I choke are league MVPs
That's no critique - I'm just a pompous A-hole

Well, I'm the choker, yeah I'll choke ya
And I'm somehow still your closer
Ringing necks and giving up home runs
I'm the choker, AND I'll choke ya
Blowin' saves and crushin' hyoid bones, yeah
I'll hurt this team in more ways than one

Parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller