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WROTE A JINGLE IN NOVEMBER,
FOR THE REDSKINS TO REMEMBER,
THE MESSAGE FOR A PLAYOFF RUN
WAS SIMPLY “CARPE DIEM”.
IF “CARPE DIEM”S GREEK TO YOU,
CHECK IT OUT WITH GRETCHEN WU,
AND I’M SURE SHE WILL EXPLAIN,
IT’S LATIN FOR “SEIZE THE DAY”.

WE TOOK IT TO THE GIANTS,
BUT STUMBLED AGAINST DALLAS
BEFORE WINNING THREE IN A ROW
AGAINST THE EAGLES, BEARS, AND BILLS.
KIRK COUSINS PROVED HE COULD PLAY,
AND IF GRETCHEN SAYS IT HER WAY,
“UT TIBI PLACET. THAT MEANS,
YOU LIKE THAT, YOU LIKE THAT!

MR. TONY, WE’RE JUST SAYING
TAKE THE COVERS OFF THE WAGON,
CHECK THE GAS AND OIL,
AND SEE IF SHE STILL RUNS.
WE WON THE EAST DIVISION
AND HOPE IT’S YOUR DECISION,
TO LET US DREAM A LITTLE
AND HUMOR US THIS ONCE.