O Holy Sh%*

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A parody of a song by Carrie Underwood.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 12/20/2015  Released: 12/20/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If the Eagles lose tonight, technically, the Skins would only need 8 wins (I think) to make the playoffs...but oh well.
One of my favorite Christmas tunes of all time now ruined.
Lyrics:
Whoa, holy sh%*
The Redskins won again, y'all.
Two in row, an unprecedented feat.
They shocked the world, only once coughed up the ball.
No Cousins picks and thank God for Jordan Reed.
A thrill of hope and tater town rejoices
Now beat the birds; it shouldn't be that tough.
DeSean stay healthy but please, no more bad choices
Win 9
Just 9
Oh 9, don't screw this up
Win 9, Just 9, oh 9, just win 9!

*A parody of Carrie Underwood's version of "O Holy Night"

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  • Kristen in Sioux Falls, SD
    How am I going to keep a straight face when I hear this in church tonight?! Merry Christmas all!
    3066 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Brilliant idea and amazing performance that's really too good for a jingle. :)
    3069 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Sounds heavenly!
    3070 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Love. Like the Skins coaches, we should be able to script the first 15 songs of tomorrow's show. That should cover the weekend's output.
    3070 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    I LOVE JORDAN REED! AND this song. MUST open the show!
    3070 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Done deal. Really? 8 n 8 takes it??
    3070 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Perfect. I'll be listening when Tony plays it tomorrow!!!
    3070 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Must open the show!
    3070 days ago.