Lyrics

Well, they beat out the Bears in Chi-Town last night,
And they blew up their season, too
Yeah, up went that field goal, ball went sailing to the right
Sent Wilbon heading straight for the McDonald's drive-thru

Now, there's trouble whenever they go out of state
And the fans can't get no relief
They nearly stumbled and made Wilbon's day
But those boys hung on by the skin of their teeth

This team's pretty bad, baby, that's a fact
But they just might be the best of a sorry pack
It wasn't good football, and it wasn't pretty
But they stayed alive in the Second City