Lyrics

My great thanks to Steve and Jason for helping me out on this one on really short notice. absurdly short notice. we tried to make it sound like a Def Leppard song, for good and/or ill.



Courtney’s on the line, and she’s surely looking fine
Even though she just woke up, brushed her teeth and fed her pups
Preparing her notes hope she didn’t take the Colts
Is West Virginia going to the Cactus Bowl?
Satch is looking ashen as he gnashes his teeth
Terrified she’ll chime in with lubricious repartee
References that will fly across his barren head
But he’ll catch enough to shift his face fifty shades of red
Yeah!

C'mon, go to Melville, in 2 weeks
at the Gossip Club, you can sing

Happy Birthday Courtney
Should I take the Cards?
Happy Birthday Courtney
Giving 6 to the Rams
Happy Birthday Courtney
Would you start Mike Floyd
Over Tavon Austin?
As a Flex. It’s a PPR league...