Lyrics

Tony's neighbor Stan Wellborn dropped off some wooden bowl he made for Mr. Tony. Gary suggested maybe Tony would be cremated and put in one of the bowls. If that's not grounds for an ear splitting jingle I don't know what is...

Mr. Tony got surprised with two wooden bowls
Keep one of them for his eternal home
Ooh, upon his death just pour in the ash
Pour in the ash and set him up on the shelf
For Tony’s swan song Tony’s swan song
Kornheiser's going in, going in, going in a wooden bowl