Stairway To 7-11

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A parody of a song by Led Zeppelin.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/21/2016  Released: 03/21/2016  First aired: 03/22/2016

Lyrics

There's an orange man who knows
about the store that won't close
you won't catch him at 7/11
When down one aisle you see
ding dongs beer and Friskies
that is no place to buy a chicken sandwich
Ooh ooh ooh
oooh oooh oooh oooh
he won't be dining at 7/11
If you can't get to The Palm
well these nachos are the bomb!
and a Snickers can really satisfy you
If it's a blizzard that you dread
they have T.P. and bread
buy a Hustler while you're sipping your coffee
(And the bread is Wonder......)

Parody of LED ZEP
Lyrics/Vocal by Joe Aro
With apologies to Mr. Weiss

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  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Wonderful.
    3143 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Loved this, Joe. The buy a Hustler while you're sipping your coffee really got me.
    3146 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Heard this on the show podcast, and the list of items you chose to include is perfect... "bread is Wonder" kills me.
    3148 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    This is hilarious, nice work Joe
    3149 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    god this is funny! you're really selling the laugh lines too. bravo, sir.
    3149 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    That's how it's done. Brilliant, Joe.
    3149 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    But would he go to a Wawa?
    3150 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I forgive you. Heh!
    3150 days ago.