Doggie Popped (Lollipop)

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A parody of a song by The Chordettes.
Recorded by Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 11/05/2015  Released: 11/05/2015  First aired: 11/06/2015

Lyrics

This is one of the most disturbing stories Kevin has ever told us, and I couldn't let it go un-jingled. I feel dirty for doing this one...

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Doggie popped doggie popped whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie popped doggie popped whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie popped doggie popped whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie popped

*POP*

I love my little shih tzu
I’ll tell you why
Cause he’s sweeter than an apple pie
But when ol’ Lennie (Small) is drunk as a rat
You know he’s got no chance
And he goes

Doggie pop doggie pop whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie pop doggie pop whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie pop doggie pop whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie pop

*POP*

I guess I knew he was carnivorous
And Kujo thought his play was humorous
I tried to tell him he wasn’t an hors d’oeuvre
Now we see his optic nerve
Poor doggie

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Doggie popped doggie popped whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie popped doggie popped whew doggie doggie doggie
Doggie popped

*POP*

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Funny and disturbing at the same time. But just great. When I saw the title, I thought it said Doggie Pooped. Which probably happened as well during that unfortunate incident. Just sayin'
    3280 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Catchy is right. I missed this last week... ridiculous and funny... the perfect jingle combination. Love the harmony stuff too!
    3281 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
    The same thing happened to me with Brad and Jason's disturbing jingles about the skin shavings in the milk. So emetic, yet so catchy!
    3285 days ago.
  • ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
    "Dear Mr. Tony, As I made French toast on Sunday morning, I found myself absentmindedly singing John Neiswinger's "Doggie Pop" jingle from the Friday's show. I have not been so simultaneously impressed and disturbed by someone's achievement since that taxidermist recreated the end of the Michigan-Michigan State game with dead chipmunks. I relate this story to remind my fellow jingle-writing Littles to use their powers for good, not evil. Best regards from Suffolk County,"
    3285 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
    Color me surprised, but I'll take it ;-). This song was so dumb I was hopeful though...haha
    3286 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    the VERY rare double play for John! has that ever happened? Hampton, grab a microphone next time and just see how long your filibuster lasts.
    3286 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Big day for Mr. Neiswinger! Congratulations! I can tell you they loved it!
    3286 days ago.
  • ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
    You are a disturbed individual...I was simultaneously repulsed and amused.
    3287 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Glad you didn't leave this for the dogs. Nice work.
    3288 days ago.

Playlists

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