Lyrics

Well, no one told me about it - what hot dogs have inside
So now I'm hearing about it - red meat will make you die
Well, it's too late to change my diet, become a vegan and feel all deprived
I'll have it all in moderation till I die

Well let me add this to my list of things
that make me petrified and physically impaired
like people chopping heads, or crossing the Bay Bridge
I'm just so scared!!!!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "SHE'S NOT THERE/THE ZOMBIES"