Lyrics

How many times have we heard Tony say?
"If I had free parking my life would be great"
‘cause street parking’s awful
and it’s so hard to find
drives a man crazy and wastes so much time

And parking garages, they come with great cost
And when you make it up to street level, you’re usually lost
But Tone if you’re searchin'
for an even better way
free parking’s for suckers, you need free valet

A parody of Porter Wagner in the style of Johnny Cash, “A Satisfied Mind"