Lyrics

Munchin' on triscuits
missing those nitwits
who sing about emails, faxes and notes
My golf game it still stinks
guess it's time for a few drinks
This red wine I'm downing feels good in my throat
I'm drunk as a rat again down in Rehoboth Beach
searching for my lost bocce ball
some people claim I don't deserve all this fame
but I got straight cash in my vault

These jingles are pleasin'
I know they're just teasin'
These people that write them, what else do they do?
They'll write a song about my clothes
or my zip code when it snows
they say that I'm old and I just don't have a clue

I'm drunker than a rat again here in Rehoboth Beach
at the sink with some Johnny Walker Blue
these shows that I host have made me richer than most
but you know, well I still hate Raju


By Joe Aro
Parody of "MARGARITAVILLE" by Jimmy Buffet