Everything I See!

Share on Facebook    Share on Twitter
A parody of a song by KT Tunstall.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 07/14/2015  Released: 07/14/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

On 7/14/2015, Mike Todd tweeted a picture of bocce balls & said that everything he sees reminds him of Mr. Tony. This song was 80% conceived in that moment.

I never used to shop at the Sears
when I went to the mall
But now I’m sporting goods
browsin' bocce balls

And today I was excited when gas hit $2.69
And then I saw cracked pepper Triscuits and I just had to tell my wife
is it so wrong
that every night I say, “Let's go down to The Palm!"

Everything I see (everything I see)
is remindin’ me of Tony
Everything I see (everything I see)
What the hell is happening to me
(everything I see)
I expect to be given to me free
Everything I see (everything I see)
Why the hell's this show mean so much to me

A parody of KT Tunstall, “Suddenly I See"

Related Songs

Kornheiser Oddity by Brian from Oak Hill
Worker Man Hero by Jerry
Throw Them Into The Fire by Jerry
Abbe Lowell Knocked You Out by cjs1989
In My Room by Jerry

Comments

Your Name
Anti-SPAM
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    i'm glad we have this support group. i feel like one of us stands up and says something like "Hello, I'm Jerry and I'm a Kornaholic." but then entertains us for a minute singing a song that unfortunately reinforces the condition and if the song is catchy, like this one is, makes the condition even worse.
    3224 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    You mean like turning The Open on this morning and wondering if anyone called Michael to tell him it was raining?
    3228 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Thanks! I had to double check because I was sure Kj must have done this one
    3228 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    The was a heckuva moment, Jer Bocce balls are just soon inspirational for us all! "What the hell is happening to me?" Great delivery. Love how you get it all in in under 60 seconds! Hard to believe this song hadn't been done before.
    3228 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Excellent, love this Jerry!
    3229 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Triscuits! Yeah, we're full grown adults who keep tabs on this stuff. I really like the performance here.
    3230 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Well done. Fits perfectly with Kj's "wreck my songs" and what Rob mentioned yesterday - everything I sing is now words from a jingle. We are all wearing orange colored glasses to some degree.
    3230 days ago.