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The bullpen really stinks (really, really bad)
It's been like that since May (and even before that)
The orchid's hurt again (orchid in full wilt)
He's got a 6.00 ERA (every hitter is ruth)
The starters pitch so great (struck out a lot of dudes)
But they lose anyway (what a bleepin' shock(
The Nats are playoff dreamin' (Nats are playoff dreamin')
But in second place they'll stay (second place they'll stay)

I took a trip up north
Passed Citi Field on the way
Well, the Mets were up by four (they always win at home)
Colon just got a double play (is he juicing again?)
You know they don't have David Wright (he's always injured too)
But they lead the East anyway (what is this, 2006?)
The Nats are playoff dreamin' (Nats are playoff dreamin')
But in second place they'll stay (second place they'll stay)

The offense isn't good (overrated bats)
It's future is quite grey (F.P. disagrees)
Desmond just made another error (he's got quite a collection)
He strikes out five times a day (in just four at-bats)
Bryce Harper's MVP (lots of homers and hair)
But rings aren't comin' his way (much to his surprise)
The Nats are playoff dreamin' (Nats are playoff dreamin')
But in second place they'll stay (Nats are playoff dreamin')
But in second place they'll stay (Nats are playoff dreamin')
Good luck in the Wild Card Game