Lyrics

Lyrics by Ron Moretti. Vocals by Dan Simpson

THE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION,
NOT COMING BACK REAL SOON.
OUR TEAMS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF LANDING ON THE MOON.
WE’RE STUCK IN PLAYOFF PRISON
AND IT’S THE SAME OLD SONG,
FALSE HOPE AND EMPTY PROMISES,
IT’S BEEN GOING ON TOO LONG.

I SAW R.G. III AND STRASSBURG,
OVIE AND THE TRUTH,
RIGHT WHERE YOU’D EXPECT THEM,
RIDING THE CABOOSE,
UP FRONT’S RESERVED FOR WINNERS,
NOT FOR ALSO RANS.
BUT WHILE THEY ALWAYS DISAPPOINT US,
WE’RE STILL THEIR LOYAL FANS.

(CHORUS)
WE’RE GOING TO BUST OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE
WITH SOME HELP FROM THE OUTSIDE,
HARPER, WALL AND HOLTBY
ARE GOING TO TAKE US ON A RIDE,
FAR FROM PLAYOFF PRISON,
AND WE’RE NOT COMING BACK
UNLESS OUR NFL TEAM,
CAN’T FIND A QUARTERBACK.