Leader of the Store

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A parody of a song by Dan Fogelberg.
Recorded by CodyHoyt in Portland, OR
Recorded: 05/06/2015  Released: 05/06/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

An only child alone and wild
And Michael is his son
He sits and watches people work
Until all the chores are done
He left his home with friends he’d known
Out to Rehoboth bay
And he got a call
From Curt at home: “need a new grill today”

An orange man with money
Needing a place to seer
He tried to go to Home Depot
But they don’t do that here
He went out to the parking lot
List’ning to a solar shrew
Then Dan came up and said to him:
“Let me see what I can do”

The leader of the store is here
And rented a truck in time
But the Webber’s seven hundred bucks
And connects to a gas line
How bout the burner on the side?
What would he use it for?
He needs a gas grill desperately
From the leader of the store

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Lovely! When I saw the title for this one, I thought for sure it was the same song that Steven and I had just parodied! Guess we were all thinking along the same lines. How can you not when they used the "leader of the store" line? Nice job!
    3397 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This is great and I'm very happy that you did this one. I literally had this exact same song idea last night. Lyrics just came faster for my dumb arm your kids against coyotes song, or we could have been looking at a triple play!. It's the next 50 Hallelujah Ways. :D
    3398 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    A DOUBLE-SHOT of Fogelberg on the same day!!! WHODATHUNKIT????
    3398 days ago.

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