Smells Like Caps Choking

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A parody of a song by Nirvana.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 04/19/2015  Released: 04/19/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

They crush my soul, what's with these CAPS?
Looks like another Spring collapse...
They can't defend, they miss their shots
Oh well, so much for Barry Trotz
OT, OT, OT, OT
OT, OT OT, SO SCARY
Ovie, Ovie, Ovie where is he?
Choking, Choking, Choking.....

In the playoffs, they're less dangerous
We bought tickets, they should pay us!
First round exits, they don't shame us....
We're the team that made them famous....
Boudreau, Hunter
Oates and Barry
Hockey seasons
dead and buried....
Yeah

By Joe Aro
Parody of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Outstanding!
    3355 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I agree Bill, premature. But you have to admit, it SMELLS LIKE a collapse is coming....
    3363 days ago.
  • Bill Springer in Fairfax, VA
    Best. Jingle. Ever. Or maybe not, what do I know? ... but each line is perfect and the vocals spot-on as always. Of course, only down 2 games to 1, this doom & gloom could turn out to be premature and wrong, but there's no point in letting a few facts get in the way of good parody.
    3363 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I love that pre-chorus part... perfect lyrics there.
    3363 days ago.