Lyrics

Hanging around at home by myself
I’m old and I don’t have much time to sit and worry about my health
I want junk food
and I want all for free yeah lots of food
like a pint of mint chip ice cream

Please send me some candy here
my tootsie rolls have disappeared
I swear I left big box there, my collection
this studio needs a lock and key (Nigel)
yeah, ‘cause those boxes were for me

A parody of Marcy Playground, “Sex and Candy”