Lyrics

Well our team had a losing skid
It was hurting our playoff bid
We just can't seem to get a win
Against the Raptors or Hawks

And there's a coach who may have to go
And an owner with a blog, you know
He says Randy, analytics show
You're coaching the team all wrong

Yeah Teddy says, "Randy, you're a bad coach (You're a bad coach)
Shooting twos that should be threes (Such a bad coach)
You won't get a ringing endorsement
Not from me."

Now the team's on a winning streak
Yeah, our game's really been on fleek
But the writers say the coaching's weak
They don't like Randy's shots

Yeah, the scribes that we're speaking of
They won't give Randy any love
Out the door, they'll give him a shove
While they're slurping Barry Trotz

The writers say Randy, you're a bad coach (You're a bad coach)
Shooting twos that should be threes (Such a bad coach)
You might not last much longer
In DC...

(Note: the first verse of this jingle was written on March 8, but its submission was delayed due to the Wizards' win streak. With the Wiz losing again, only the first verse was submitted to the show, but the whole thing is here for the amusement of the Littles)