If I Were a Rich Man

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A parody of a song by Zero Mostel.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 02/10/2015  Released: 02/24/2015  First aired: 02/25/2015

Lyrics

Believe it or not, I recorded this one before the explosion of Chaputzvah.

Since I am a rich man
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long just yacking with Wilbon
That’s made me a wealthy man

I never have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
When they threw that money from the train
I made sure to grab it with both hands

I’ve got a great big house that’s out in Rehobeth
Perfect for grilling at the beach
Pretty sweet for a guy who’s a talk show host
It has an elevator, just since I can,
Plastered with all my golfing kitsch
And what I deal I got on my windows!

Lord who made me balder than a clam
I’ll take all the free stuff that I can
Though to some it seems like it’s a scam
I am still a wealthy man

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    As usual, loved it!
    3414 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I blame Verizon for making me post as "Anonymous Little" on the previous comment- cause I would never forget to login or anything...
    3419 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Great performance on this one.
    3420 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    So great! What kind of verkakte mailbag wouldn't air this one?!?!
    3420 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I still haven't received my membership card to the Weiss Does Funny Fan Club!!!!!!
    3420 days ago.