Lyrics

I think Dan's gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
The long ticket waiting list
Is going away

She bought a ticket for five
She bought a ticket for five
She bought a ticket for five
We got no prayer

She said that RG3
Is bringing her down, yeah
She'll just watch on TV
Next time around

She bought a ticket for five
She bought a ticket for five
She bought a ticket for five
We got no prayer

I don't know why she's sitting so high
She ought to think twice
She ought to consider a dream seat

Before she's through security lines
The Rams will have scored twice
She ought to watch on TV



I think Dan's gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
The fan base Washington had
Is going away, yeah, oh

She bought a ticket for five
She bought a ticket for five
She bought a ticket for five
We got no prayer

The fan base don't care