Sharp Dressed Man

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A parody of a song by ZZ Top.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 12/07/2014  Released: 12/08/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics


"Sharp Dressed Man"

No-shows, fan boos
Just who does Colt think he is throwing to?
Fake punt, bad sign
Robert Griffin sees some garbage time

They gave ‘em four picks to draft just one man
Skins drop to 3 and 10 against the St Louis Rams

Thrown picks, missed kicks
That genius Gregg Williams is in the mix
On Twitter, and Deadspin
St London Fletcher is crushing coach Jim

St Louis backs are runnin' fast as they can
'Cause Haslett’s D is clueless except for Ryan Kerrigan

Yet another dip in the ZZ Top well to parody "Sharp Dressed Man"

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    John, not sure how this did not air, but you are on top of your game as usual. Maybe one day we will all get to record a jingle that PRAISES the burgundy and gold.....
    3617 days ago.