Lyrics

Little ditty about Satch and Diane
Two American kids shopin’ at the store of the Moose Can
Satch use to be a columnist
Diane searching ever aisle for a f'in Triscut

Chompin’ on a Triscut outside the Refugee
Satch laughs at Diane
Says I get mine for free

Satch says “Hey Diane
Do you know who I am
I from upper Caucasia
On the PTI program.

Oh yeah, shopping goes on
Long after sea salt is already gone, say-a
Oh yeah, shopping goes on
Long after Kurkjian has picked the last one.

Avacado