Lyrics

Tell us all the crackers that you like
Sea salt and black pepper with brown rice
He’s got a carbohydrate appetite
And he’s always snacking with his red wine

Even if his pants are feelin’ tight
He can always take another bite
It starts at lunch and runs into the night
You can find him snacking with his red wine

Snacking with his red wine
Polishing of Triscuits by the pile
It’s unrefined, but he don’t mind
You can find him Snacking with his red wine

Parody of King Harvest's "Dancin' in the Moonlight"