Lyrics

(parody of Jim Croce "Rapid Roy the Stock Car Boy"

Oh, Kevin Sheehán the Weatherman
best forecaster on the show
You know he'll get the weather right on Rockville Pike
if there's a positive NAO
Cantore says there'll be a blizzard
Ol' Kevin, he just say "Hey,
My colleagues and I disagree a little bit
but we'll have 40s by the end of day.”