Lyrics

An effing funny idea from Roy Matthewson, hope I did it justice. For those who may have missed an occasional show in the last five years, Tony once talked about having a dream in which he found Katie Couric in his bed and she had gold teeth. She may or may not have been talking about weight loss.

Anyway, lyrics by Roy, I may have modified them slightly.

Lay, lady, lay
Lay across my big brass bed.
Hey, Katie, hey
why is is Katie Couric in my bed?
I love to watch you when you're on TV
I never noticed you had golden teeth!

Stay, Katie, stay with TK a while.
Until the break of day,
I want to see your golden smile.
How many mattress stores does this town need?
I sometimes wonder about these things.

Lay, Couric, lay
lay across my big brass bed.