Lyrics

Orange man, I hear that you're scared
of every little thing why don't you grow a pair?
It's just not good for your heart, so why are you so paranoid?
Afraid that guys are gonna chop off your head you better calm yourself down
before you fall over dead
you'll catch ebola or flu, there's so many fears to avoid

But you know that when the truth is told
you don't have much time left, because you're already old
you just might check out, before another joke about Raju
When will you realize, Browseabout waits for you......

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of VIENNA by Billy Joel