1-877-CICK-JAWS'-ASS

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A parody of a song by Kars 4 Kids Commercia.
Recorded by Shad in DC
Recorded: 10/30/2014 Released: 10/31/2014 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

1-877-Kick-Jaws's-Ass, C-I-C-K, kick Jaws' Ass
1-877-Kick-Jaws's-Ass, I'm going to kick Jaws' Ass Today!

I'm a monkey, what else do I have? I have these opposable thumbs- BIG DEAL!

So, I can open a jar of coffee creamer- I like my coffee like my women- HOT and BITTER!

So, all I have is the games, but when I lose, I feel like a chimp

But when I win, I feel like a gorilla!

So, I'm going to kick Jaws' Ass Today!

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Nice to hear your voice again, Shad!
3483 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Been waiting for a new entry!!! 'Bout time Shad!
3485 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Bit her? Walk up music for Reginald!
3486 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Spelln iz teh overated.
3486 days ago.
Tom in Kissimmee FL
Who would have thought you get the Natl Zoo when you call that number. Great job
3487 days ago.
Shad from dc
not only does it stink, but there are spellin' erors
3487 days ago.

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This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist	User
All of Shad's Jingles	Shad in DC
All the TK Jingles of 2014	Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites	Paul G in JONESBOROUGH
Reginald	JoeTheITO in Pembroke Pines, FL
Shad's Greatest Hits	Jerry in Annandale, VA

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