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1-877- Wooden Bowls, W-O-D-D Wooden Bowls;
1-877- Wooden Bowls, Mr. Tony's Final Resting Place.

I guess cremation is fine and putting Mr. Tony's ashes in a salad bowl is cool, but when I imagine Mr. Tony dead (attempt at humor aside....) I imagine him stuffed!

Put him on the porch and when kids walk by a recorded voice screams out:

"Get Off Of My Lawn!! Get Off Of My Lawn!!"

Or bring him to the radio station and every 5 minutes- push the button and boom:

"I believe I had that. I believe I had that."

So, next time you're dreaming about Mr. Tony's final resting place, think mounted on the wall- not burnt to a crisp.