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Natinals have choken
Like the damn Capitals
Folks are no longer
Rockin' those Reds

Tony is now lost
Tuesday through Friday
Baseball is over
7 pm, he's in bed

Why start the Orchid?
Game 1 was Jordan's
And don't get me started
On those silent bats

Williams was chesty
On Harper's non-hustle
At least Bryce saw the 18th
From the bench of the Nats

What can Tony watch?
DC United?
God help us all if
He's talkin' Mystics

No Timmy Kurkjian?
No Richard Justice?
Maybe he can ask them
For their grocery lists

And what about this show?
Mondays are easy
But Wednesday and Thursday
The talk's pretty thin...

Best track down Abby,
Lock down Howard Fineman
Let's hope James Carville
Gets his plane and calls in...