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The GAUNTLET has been thrown down, Mr. Tony said. Called us out by name. I see your GAUNTLET, and raise you some JOURNEY.......


Just a bald orange guy
an only child born in July
He drives the old Bay Bridge down from Delaware
He was a city boy
now he's old, and stays annoyed
He'll drive from PTI goin' anywhere

The things he hates, there's quite a few
waiting in lines and moosecans too
Sonsabitches with their podcast delays
they go on and on and on and on....
Littles....waiting
Waiting just to hear the show and
Wilbon is still not surprised
Redskins....losing
Tony shouts out with emotion
"That's It! I'm Boiling Eggs!!!!!!!!

Who's sneaky fat, what's your neighbors do?
Everybody hates Raju
He eats his ice cream at the kitchen sink, another night
Jaws he wins, monkeys lose
Kevin's screwing up the news
Tony's kvetching never ends
it goes on and on and on and on

Winter...forecasts
Colleagues study all the models
for DC 2 ZERO ZERO ONE FIVE
Littles singing
tryin' to sound like Jerry Negrelli
The snow falls, Tony’s scared to drive!!!

Don't stop complaining
It’s very entertaining....
Grumbling and whining!!

Don't stop the jingling!
I hear Patrick Moffett singing..
And KJ, and Brad Weiss.....

Long live the jingling!
John Fitzpatrick’s really zinging
Bill Barto, Hampton Nagerrrrrrrrrrrr

Here comes Tony’s Mailbag
emails faxes and your notes....
He’s gonna read some for you folks.

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of DON'T STOP BELIEVIN' by JOURNEY