Lyrics

Kevin read the news today, oh boy
A busful of orphans had all crashed and died
And though the news was rather sad
well he just had to laugh
'cause he's a heartless ass

Tony saw a film today, oh boy
Got up to leave with about an hour left
A couple people stopped and stared
They'd seen his face before
and everyone was pretty sure that he was Brad Childress

Nigel's got some mail today, oh boy
A bagful of e-mails, faxes, and your notes
And David hopes that you're concise
but Tony doesn't mind if you go on and on
He'd love to hear from you!

A parody of The Beatles, "A Day In The Life"