Lyrics

For What Jayson's Werth

There's something happening here
And what it is seems perfectly clear
There's a Nat with a bat over there
That next pitch sure ain’t going nowhere

Stop, listen
What's that sound?
Bats go silent - Nats's go down

The batters chomp at the bit
Each one comes up goes down without a hit
Fans start booin and cryin’
And then tough guy Matt Williams loses his mind

Supposed to win
This playoff round
Nats can’t hit, they’re going down

A parody of “For What It’s Worth” by Buffalo Springfield