Lyrics

An old man was whining today
he saw a really good film but he just couldn’t stay
He described each hole of golf and how well he played
Then he spent 10 minutes discussing his weight
and isn’t it moronic? don’t it stink?

It’s radio on a 3 day delay
It’s like owning a grill but toasting your filet
It’s wanting gifts when we know he can pay
And somehow it makes him richer

A parody of Alanis Morissette, “Ironic”