The Ballad of the TK Show

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A parody of a song by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Recorded by BJ in Ashburn, VA
Recorded: 06/23/2014  Released: 07/11/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Well I used to listen live
On the radio
But now I'm a podcaster
Of the TK show

Always behind
by at least a day
Sales weasel sons of bitches
have got it on delay

Uncle Tony is an orange man
With barely any hair
For weather outside his zip code
He does not have a care

If you wanna confuse him
Discuss technology
He has lots of money
But still wants stuff for free

[Chorus]
Let's read some mail on the TK Show, the TK Show
He's ready to read your emails,
faxes and your notes
He has a pretty sweet schedule
Gets off on summer days
The TK Show is the finest podcast
On 24 hour delay


He's in his mid-sixties
And Drives a CTS
That car comes with blue tooth
Well what the hell is that?

Narisetti and Saban
Are some of his favorite peeps (just kidding)
Ask Tony about them
And he'd say bleep bleep bleep bleep

[chorus]
Let's read some mail on the TK Show, the TK Show
He's ready to read your emails,
faxes and your notes
He has a pretty sweet schedule
Gets off on summer days
The TK Show is the finest podcast
On 24 hour delay

[interlude]

Nigel runs the board
Kevin reads the news
Genie has a fake daughter
and Anne does movie reviews

Liz and Torie aren't sisters
I see Aldridge on TV
Follow Gary @BraunFilm
Not @kevinS980

[Final Chorus]
Please play this song on the TK show, the TK show
You can even play it
For old guy radio
If you invite him to your wedding
You better have parking valets
Cuz the TK Show is the finest podcast
On 24 hour delay

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  • Mary Faye
    Loved it, but it's Torie whose daughter's existence is questioned.
    3589 days ago.
  • fflopsnsox in Ashburn, VA
    Thanks for the positive feedback! The karaoke version wasn't in a scale that I would consider my wheelhouse, but I tried not to be out of key :)
    3594 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Going for it with a full length treatment. Great work, BJ!
    3595 days ago.
  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    Amazingly well done! Keep 'em coming.
    3595 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    Just heard this on Jerry's podcast...great work!
    3596 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This is so well written, and so hilarious! Fabulous!!!
    3598 days ago.