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On Monday Nigel tries what should be a simple idea to cover the PTI preview segment - "Ask Mr. Tony" is basically a mini mailbag - and Tony becomes almost enraged. Today Nigel plows ahead with it in spite of Mr. Tony's distain. Once, it might be an aberration, but twice? That's jingle fodder.

Well it's true Tone loves the money
And he loves his Cadillac car
He likes Johnny Walker Blue whiskey
And gettin’ his mail at the Palm
But when Matt Kelliher’s on vacation
And Nigel has to fill that time
He better come up with something better
Then “Ask Mr. Tony” next time

So don't ask Mr. Tony questions
And he won’t continue to whine
Let’s end this stupid segment
And he won't tell Nigel goodbye

Don’t ask Kornheiser questions
And he won’t send Nigel away
If you want to fix his iPhone
Well I guess that’ll be okay

Parody of "Don't Ask Me No Questions" by Lynyrd Skynyrd