Lyrics

The worm turns . . .
As The Monkees seem to be a hit, here's a full-length jingle to get you through the hiatus. Who ate us? McManus?
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Oh my eyes roll and I wince, when he pipes up like a fink
“This insult is so clever” he must think
And even I have sung that line, so now I apologize
The phrase is tired and like this show it stinks
Please don’t eat it Jeanne! He’s just being mean
To a plaid-skirted school girl and our bird-keeping queen!

I once read that he called you his dear friend Nancy
Now he only lives to give you grief
But don’t be sad, it’s all right; his bark’s much worse than his bite
The Littles know that all his laughs come cheap
Please don’t eat it Jeanne! He’s just being mean
To a plaid-skirted school girl and our bird-keeping queen!
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After "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees