Lyrics

After Steely Dan's “Doctor Wu”

When Charlie writes
Unlike Wilbon, I’m surprised
Now I’m on the other side
Of the continent

Long lost friends
Huh. She teaches kids Latin
At the Loomis Chafee-type prep school where we both went

Who could know?
We’d both listen to this stinking show
But these weird emails indicate that it’s true

Is that really Gretchen Wu?
I believe that Charlie Ng
Had also been our classmate too

Still in Oakland I surmise
Well, now I’m a New York guy
It’s your old pal named Luke Yoo
Is that really Gretchen?