Lyrics

Maybe the weasels gave him a raise
or maybe they just ended the podcast delay
Maybe it’s cause the District still lets him drive
or maybe it’s ‘cause he’s still alive!

What a show this has been
for once, he didn’t phone it in
why, it’s almost like he gives a crap
And when Nigel read the news
he said, “Nice job, outta you”
Wow, how often does he do that?

All the topics today seem to be
somewhat interesting, it's not just about Tony
and when he sold us windows
his passion really showed
He wasn’t once overbearing
even carved out some time for Gary
It’s almost like he gives a crap

A parody of Brigadoon, “Almost Like Being In Love”