Tumbling Dice

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A parody of a song by The Rolling Stones.
A Collaboration by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA & Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Recorded: 06/07/2014  Released: 06/07/2014  First aired: 06/25/2014

Lyrics

A terrific jingle penned by the always excellent Byron in Philadelphia, PA

Tumbling (D)Ice (Cream)

Ice cream's pretty tasty, and Mr. Tony's lazy
Why buy it when you get it for free?
But, oh no, Jeannie, I don't think there's enough to share 'round
‘Cause all those weasels like Nigel, Kev and Gary
Been eatin' like they don't know how
And, oh no, Jeannie, they've got it in their freezers now
So don't be waitin' and don't be hesitatin'
Don't you know you know that ice cream will vanish?
Jeannie, believe me, you got to steal it
And then you can eat it McManus

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  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    If Byron isn't the one sending these in, maybe he should be. That might (MIGHT) correct the Nigel-isms!
    3738 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Amen. The Bard from Philadelphia takes it in stride, but deserves far better.
    3738 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Not that Mr. Fitz doesn't deserve mad props for his Jagger-like skillzz, but Byron is getting the Nigel treatment too often. These lyrics are tops!
    3738 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    A brilliant collaboration! Love it!
    3743 days ago.
  • BillB in Columbus, OH
    Good work guys channelling Mick and the boys.
    3757 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    Amazing work by John on this one!
    3758 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    This is PERFECT! Excellent lyrics with vocal to match!!
    3758 days ago.