Lyrics

He loves to receive tribute:
Kind Bars, coffee ice cream
But Tony’s free in his admission
Straight cash, homey, is his dream

He’s had no new sensations
Since they invented light
His only new addiction -
cough syrup drank at night

He’ll make you stand right by the door
Though your bike is in the rain
He’ll tell you all about his life
on the radio each day, but
for the book he’ll make you pay

Up since 4 a-m
He should move down to Boca,
Dinner’s at 5 p-m
He’ll fit right in in Boca

His hair is somewhat red
But his skin is truly orang-ah
He wears poor Karril out
Must she move down to Boca?
Can’t she just visit Boca?
Hope she has friends in Boca!

Woke up in Beach Rohobeth
on his elevator floor
Too much free Calvert-Woodley Liquor
Tony can’t open the door

He will not cover your team
talks about last night’s Nati’nals’ game,
He’ll tell you “it’s a local show”
So you can’t lay him the blame,
It will make you go insane!

Up at 4 a-m
He should move down to Boca,
A-sleep at 8 p-m
He’s right at home in Boca

His hair is somewhat red
But his skin is truly orang-ah
He’ll wear his golf gloves out
Once he moves down to Boca,
He’ll be big time in Boca,
If there’s parking in Boca!