Lyrics

Based on Adam Ferrara's comment about Tony being a miserable man...

Some people sit by the door at the Palm
But Mr. Tony likes his spot in the back
Extra garbage in his can outside
He tells his neighbor, hey, knock it off Jack

Some people live with the fear of their death
But Tony’s phobias are second to none
He will not stay at a dinner party
10 minutes, then he tells them goodbye

I know he’s only being himself
We don’t want him to be somebody else
Someone with patience
No, he’s not above
Crushing squirrels and doves
Driving through the Park on his way home
He’s not above doing anything
To destroy his enemies if he can

There’s no doubt he has the eyes of the old
And has disdain seeing success from the young

He just can’t wait to see them cry
Because he is a miserable man
He is a miserable man
Oh yes he is…a miserable man