Lyrics

Big props to Bill B. from Columbus, OH who conceived it, wrote it and posted it to the ideas page. Good working with you, Bill....

Adam Silver's Hammer

Joakim Noah tells
all the refs to go to hell
so he gets kicked out
flipping birds to all of the referee-ee-ee-ees
The commissioner
discipline practitioner
fines him just fifteen
wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene-ee-ee-een
And as Joakim is leaving the court
a noise comes from behind

Bang Bang Adam Silver’s Hammer
comes down on his behind
Bang Bang Adam Silver’s Hammer
made sure that he was fined

Donald Sterling
with his girlfriend quarreling
About pictures on her phone
She records it for the TMZ-ee-ee-ee
V and Shelly
screaming from the telly
say Don must go free
The Commish does not agree
and he tells them so-o-o-o
As Donald’s getting ready to sue
a knock comes on the door

Bang Bang Adam Silver’s Hammer
came down upon his head
Bang Bang Adam Silver’s Hammer
made sure that he was dead

A parody of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by The Beatles