Lyrics

I really do appreciate the fact you're still sittin' there
I turned on News Channel 8 but your face don't look too clear
so Satchmo, read my email
I'll send a bottle of BLUE
and to any weasels listening, SCREW YOU!

I hate sonsabitches, yes it's true
but i just found SAMEDAYTONY.COM
and now my podcasting days are through!

They say you still read faxes
sent one in '92
no, you didn't read that one either
so screw you too!

By Joe Aro
Parody of "WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK" by Jimmy Buffet