Lyrics

When I turn on that podcast
Nothing new to hear
And when I tune in that podcast
So many playoff scores from last year

That it's strange
It’s deranged

Why can’t they learn to make a pitch
They’re driving this show in the ditch
They’ve never heard of a sales pitch

Mmmm, It’s those sales weasels sonsofbitches!!
It’s those sales weasels sonsofbitches!!
It’s those sales weasels sonsofbitches!!

After "Season of the Witch" by the Scottish Dylan