Lyrics

Now when I wrote a columnette
And I heard Raju call my name
I'd say "now what do,
What do you think you're doing?"
I'm a yodeling talk show host
I once invented a bandwagon
Oh, my readers love me; ok they like me
I like to keep my humor timely
Though I do skew rather old
I'm ready for assisted living
And cranky
I'm cranky cranky cranky cranky

Parody of Rhymin' Simon