Lyrics

Thanks to Kjerstin and John for an incredible job with the vocals. Oh...and thanks to John for rearchitecturing the lyrics where they needed to be rearchitected.

The Podcast Blues [The Brady Bunch]
By Jeff Holscher featuring vocals by Kjerstin Ohnstad and John Fitzpatrick

[John]
Here’s the story
Of three gorgeous ladies
Who sit in on the Tony Kornheiser Show
None of them is quite as bold
As the show pony
Who lives in his own world

[KJ]
Here’s the story
Of a man named Tony
Who yaks with DA, Chris or Super G
Ev’ry weekday morn from ten to noontime
on AM nine eighty

[KJ and John]
Now, on most days Kevin Sheehan does the weather
And Tony cringes when Nigel does the news
Littles wait to hear the mailbag jingle
Weasels make us suffer from the podcast blues

The podcast blues
The podcast blues
Who knows why we endure the podcast blues

A parody of the TV Theme to “The Brady Bunch”