Lyrics

"Getting Balder" (to the tune of Getting Better by The Beatles)

He's getting balder all the time

They tell me he used to have hair (now it's gone away)
But where is his hair? It's not there (now it's gone to stay)
No hair we can find- his scalp's left behind
I tell you it just isn't fair (where's his hair?)

I believe he's getting balder, a little balder all the time (he ain't got no hair)
Yes I believe he's getting balder, a little balder
His scalp does shine
Getting so much balder all the time