Lyrics

Featuring Michelle Negrelli on vocals

So old and gray
Why doesn't anybody just retire anymore?
Listening to this show is fast becoming a chore
so send some e-mail, folks
or he'll just whine away

One more joke about his deathly fear of cruises
don't say much of anything that's new
I sure hope the mailbag is amusing
'cause I'm sick and tired of this bald, orange dude

and he's so old and gray
Yeah yeah, he's so old and gray

A parody of Carole King, "So Far Away"