Lyrics

I hope my effort has not killed this noble franchise. Thanks, as ever, to John Welsh's concept, and Leonard Cohen's tune

I heard there was children's book
And thought that I might take a look
Then found one with a title quite peculiar

The Final Four a Mystery
In which our dearest host Tony
Is quoted shouting calumny rather cruel there

How could Junior?
Why'd he screw ya?
Is he dead to ya?
Punish Junior